Unbaptizing Mitt's Father in Law

Unbaptizing Mitt's Father in Law

by A Person Published on February 4th, 2012, 4:53 pm | Religion

Yes, Mormons send a lot of time baptizing people who aren't Mormons . Rather pointless, of course, but still insulting.

Does this deserve respect? No.

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I watched that episode. Then again, a lot of people refused to believe that America was ready for a black president, and yet here we are. Maybe we could deal with a religion of post-life aliens with special underwear who do drive-by baptisings.

I've just unbaptized Phred Phelps, God said 'Thanks!' because otherwise He would be obliged to take him, Rules are rules.

I'd love to see someone build a de-baptising vending machine.

We could build a baptiser and a de baptiser and get rich of those who are indecisive.

Ha I just baptized you! Now send.me $5 to be unbaptized

I was already baptised... Twice, once with holy water from the Jordan River... I crap you not. I'm not sure Jesus river baptisms can be undone unless it comes from an equally unholy source.

You need like sewage water from a communist islamic state to un-baptise my ass. I'm more baptised than BHL... ...he probably only got city water when he stopped listening to Megadeath.

I'd think that distilled water would be the antithesis to River Jordan water which is already rather sewagy

Christian pilgrims should be banned from entering the river Jordan at the site where Jesus is believed to have been baptised because of dangerous levels of pollutants, Israel's ministry of health has said.

The site was closed to the public today to allow the river's water to be tested following preliminary results from recent samples which showed high levels of raw sewage and agricultural chemicals.

But all those e-Coli are now assured a place in Heaven. Rules are rules and they've been baptized in the River Jordan.

: E Holy Coli

And of course the Jordan river DOES flow from an Islamic state - Jordon and Syria.

You've already been baptized in Isamic sewage, try atheistic scientifically treated, then distilled, water to wash those Holy-Coli from your mind and body

Maybe I can suggest that I have a parasite to my doctors trying to diagnose me. Hmmm...

I have a supernatural parasite controlling my body.

EVERYTHING IS EXPLAINED!!!!!!!!